3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
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the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
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Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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