As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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