Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Hippo gnu deer
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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