you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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