I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Randomize
