I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
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We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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