A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
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Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
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I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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