I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
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Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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