Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
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