It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
she smelled like a LAN party
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
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its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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