Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
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You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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