absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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