Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
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He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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