Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
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