do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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