he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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