Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
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I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
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Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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