we're blogging at a bar
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
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drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
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I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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