You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
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I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
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I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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