I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We found you passed out clutching your purse. There was 16oz of unopened cheddar cheese inside. You just kept saying SALSA YES.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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