My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
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I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Randomize