Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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