Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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