I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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