Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
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you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
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I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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