you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
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how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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