I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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