how can u be prego again
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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