I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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