16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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