Do vagina's smell?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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