He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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