Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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