the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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