I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
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And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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