At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we're chasing vodka with high fives
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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