Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
