So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
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Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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