ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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