Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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