i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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