i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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