I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
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My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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