Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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