that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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