i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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