please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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