she looked like the bat from fern gully.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize