I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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