I like to think it a success when the cops are called
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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