the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
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