I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
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I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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