i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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