I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Randomize
