Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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