I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
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Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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